Game 002- Samurai Pizza Cats

Samurai Pizza Cats, an obscure NES title that very few know about.

“Ah, what a nice city…”

“What the- agh! What is this?!”

“Well, damn. There goes my dinner out.”

I of course chose the winking guy. I mean, who wouldn’t?

“You know, this city is eerily peaceful for one overun by “aliens”.”

“Has he realised that jumping will solve everything?”

“Umbrella attack!”
Yeah, that’s right. He has a freaking umbrella. I know, right?

“Just keep climbin’ climbin’ climbin'”

“What the f- AGH!”

Alright, who brought the armoured guy with a large sword into the game about pizza-delivering cats?

“Why. Just why.”

“And now I can fly? Oh wait, I’m someone else. Or am I? This is so confusing, so many characters ._.”

*Cutscene*
“Aliens? Attacking? I thought you said they’d already taken over! Goshdarnit.”

“… No.”

In all seriousness, there’s a lot of fun to be had with this game if you’re willing to import. It’s a decent platformer that’s definately worth buying.

-Maxi
Broken Cartridge