For every piece of actually decent anime fan art, there are 3 or 4 of these.
This is the first in a series of random photos that don’t even fail; they just represent something that lost. Lost what, you say? They lost an epic struggle against the forces of not being hilariously stupid!
The only asolute filler in the entire series. I only put this here because the Mushroom Kingdom wasn’t being made yet, but The Mario Zone had already been cancelled.
There was this story arc, one of the only ones in the Archie Sonic comics that I actually read, that took place in 25 years in the future, where Sonic was king, but he went back in time and did some junk and when he got back, he was a hobo on the streets and Shadow was the king, married to Sally. So Sonic and Knuckles’ daughter just waltz into the throne room that Shaodw gained because of Sonic’s time-messing-up, beat him up and freeze him in time, and Sally just goes over and makes out with Sonic. What did Shadow ever do to you, Sonic?
So I thought this would be simply a port of the GB Star Wars. I wish it was…
lol nice cutting out Obi-Wan
Okay, I quit. It’s just a regular platformer, you can’t even do anything but jump! And the enemies move around in such weird ways that it’s nearly impossible to make any progress without getting about 2 game overs!
I’m on Fall Break now (the worst idea ever IMO), so this week will be a theme on Star Wars, to help promote the new season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. And trust me, there are a lot of Star Wars games out there. Some much better than others…
This is the only good-looking pat of this game, and it’s only there until you press start!
Yay, one mode for the lonely guy…
Hey, so this game is a handheld port of the console port of Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3?
Mystery? Ooh, I wonder who THAT could be…
Okay, all I cn do is punch and kick for attacks? What kind of combos can that make? This is NOT the GBC, here! Of course, I can block, but the previous MK handheld games were fine without it, well, relatively speaking. Not many fighting games even have a block button, why does MK even have one? And don’t get me started on the inclusion of a run button. Sure, it’s supposed to be to Dial-A-Kombo, but how do you DO that with only 2 attack buttons?!
Back to the fight…
Never to appear again, until the Finish Him! sign goes up.
Hpow do these guys accomplish so many Kombos so quickly?!
Yeah, the opponents are excurciatingly difficult, even on Novice, only like 3 stages are on here, the graphics are hideous, there is almost no music to speak of, and there’s only 2 buttons to fight with. Throw this out into the trash heap, and hurry!