The Evolution Revolution

Archive for the month “March, 2012”

NES Godzilla Creepypasta
This is a pretty great creepypasta story. You should check it out. I wasn’t all too freaked out by much of the story, but there are some parts that are genuinely scary. Most of it is disturbing, though; it’s the kind of horror that makes you think, instead of simply shocking you. Give it a quick read if you have the time.

Comic Reactions- Avengers #21- #24

Avengers #21

16:54 Thedude3445 previously on avengers: norman osborn escapes from prison and makes his own avengers team
16:54 Thedude3445 the original avengers get pissed at this

16:59 Thedude3445 oh yeah so I was reading avengers. okay first page and there is new art. it is pretty terrible and also spider woman is evil.
16:59 Thedude3445 but not really
16:59 BISlover4412 ohey again claus
16:59 Claus hiya
16:59 Thedude3445 3 clones of hulk attack her
16:59 Thedude3445 I am not making this stuff up guys
17:00 Thedude3445 okay while hulk clones beat up a woman, red hulk fights really tiny bees
17:00 Thedude3445 and loses
17:00 Thedude3445 I am also not making this up
17:00 Sgeo Other things that tanks should not be able to do but can (with superflags): Turn invisible, fly, drive through buildings, go slightly underground, turn as thin as paper, shoot a beam that can steal a flag
17:00 Sgeo This game does not go for realism.
17:01 Thedude3445 iron man’s suit gets taken over by an enemy. this happens way too much
17:01 Sgeo Oh, and shoot a bullet that if it hits an enemy team’s tank, kills everyone on that tank’s team.
17:01 Sgeo shoot bullets that go through buildings
17:01 Thedude3445 vision fights this gigantic flying invisible man or something
17:02 Thedude3445 who gives him a moral speech that the avengers are totally corrupt
17:02 Thedude3445 then like 5 of them appear
17:02 Sgeo Also, in this video, lasers reload WAY too quickly
17:02 vanquishedValiant Sgeo, I gotta say this game sounds… and looks pretty bad
17:02 Sgeo vanquishedValiant,
17:02 Thedude3445 and then captain america saves the day and kills one invisible giant dude
17:02 vanquishedValiant *shrug*
17:02 Sgeo I should clarify, not all of those things are possible at once. Only one at a time.
17:02 Thedude3445 but then there’s like 4 more and he is like “well shit” and dies
17:03 Thedude3445 okay the screen blacks out

Avengers #22

17:05 Thedude3445 I’m gonna basically skim this
17:05 Thedude3445 there is no way this can be good at all
17:05 ChocalateDog i dont rememebr a sword lunge outta Headlong though I do remmeber using it once out of th emap
17:05 Thedude3445 oh look the president is speaking
17:06 ChocalateDog Burial Mounds was more fun outside the map than inside of it…
17:06 Thedude3445 and his face is shadowed so you can’t see it
17:06 Thedude3445 but you can tell that he is black
17:06 Thedude3445 so that defeats the purpose -_-
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17:07 Thedude3445 captain america is now being interrogated by lady hydra and she’s like hate flirting with him or something. troll romance sure is weird.
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17:07 Thedude3445 iron man is also captured.they just shock him a lot
17:08 Thedude3445 spider waman is also captured. lady hydra visits her and flirts with her too
17:08 Thedude3445 she literally says “I love you, Jessica. It’s never too late to embrace your destiny.”
17:08 Thedude3445 lesbian romances
17:08 Thedude3445 those invisible giant guys from last issue?
17:09 Thedude3445 they are here again. in a cave. and also visible and not giant.
17:09 Thedude3445 and meteors like start rolling down the cave and they try to make it out
17:09 Thedude3445 oh crap
17:09 Thedude3445 they were in red hulks nose
17:09 Thedude3445 ……………………..
17:09 Pbhead wtf is thedude talking about?
17:10 Dani What are you talking about now?
17:10 Thedude3445 I…. I’m not reading this anymore
17:10 Thedude3445 that was too stupid
17:10 Thedude3445 president obama is about to make a deal with norman osborn, who tried to take over the government like a year ago
17:11 Thedude3445 this…. is stupid
17:11 Dani ????????
17:11 Thedude3445 stupidity is what I am talking about
17:11 Thedude3445 dumb avengers comics

Avengers #23

17:18 Thedude3445 okay… I’m gonna go ahead and read avengers 23 and 24. just to finish this story arc because I think it ends after that. hopefully. if the next story arc isn’t AMAZING i’m unsubscribing because this currently sucks.
17:19 Thedude3445
17:19 Wert_Ac but
17:19 Wert_Ac i mean
17:19 Wert_Ac in halo
17:19 Wert_Ac i should be able to see my feet
17:19 Wert_Ac where are my feet
17:19 vanquishedValiant bs.
17:19 vanquishedValiant sup
17:19 Ktalaki you lost them in a gunfight
17:19 Wert_Ac ;_;
17:19 bewilderedShenanigan sup veeves
17:20 Wert_Ac How am I supposed to enjoy t-bagging people if I can’t see my feet???
17:20 bewilderedShenanigan “enjoy t-bagging” is an oxymoron
17:20 ChocalateDog wert have you never played Halo 1?
17:20 Thedude3445 the old artist is back so it is slightly less bad. but now obama is negotiating with the bad guys. he’s like “norman osborn you wanna be secretary of defense again?” “ok”
17:21 Thedude3445 but then he’s like “nah nevermind”
17:21 Thedude3445 and a million clones of hulk start attacking the us army
17:22 Thedude3445 and all of those guys who were captured last issue break out. the end.
17:22 Thedude3445 one more issue guys!

Avengers #24

17:24 Thedude3445 ok reading now here it is
17:24 Thedude3445 UGH FLASHBACK
17:24 Thedude3445 so many freaking flashbacks in comic books
17:25 Thedude3445 …
17:25 Thedude3445 Norman Osborn has implanted the superpowers of hulk, iron man,wolverine, and a bunch of other guys in himself
17:26 Thedude3445 what a tool
17:26 bewilderedShenanigan hey vV, can you give me that link to the HHT manip of me you did?
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17:27 vanquishedValiant one sec
17:27 Thedude3445 so all of the avengers ever are fighting him and he is still winning
17:27 Thedude3445 also he is purple
17:27 Thedude3445 so he is barney
17:27 Thedude3445 i am not sure how I feel about this
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17:28 techloveArtist computer crahsed
17:28 *** Pbhead is now known as Guest69
17:28 techloveArtist crashed
17:28 vanquishdValiant hey tech
17:28 Thedude3445 oh so now all the NEW avengers show up to help too.
17:28 bewilderedShenanigan yo tech
17:28 Thedude3445 and norman osborn is ready to attack
17:28 Thedude3445 and
17:28 vanquishdValiant
17:28 vanquishdValiant here you are bs
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17:28 Thedude3445 he disintegrates
17:28 bewilderedShenanigan thanks
17:28 Thedude3445 ^lol
17:28 vanquishdValiant np
17:28 vanquishdValiant also
17:28 vanquishdValiant why were you wearing a hat
17:28 vanquishdValiant im curious as if you were just
17:28 bewilderedShenanigan shaved head = cold
17:29 vanquishdValiant lol
17:29 vanquishdValiant so… you wear a toque indoors
17:29 Thedude3445 and now it’s all over. except madame hydra got away still because of course you can’t grab 2 villains at once. impossible.
17:29 vanquishdValiant fascinating
17:29 Thedude3445 next month is avengers vs. x-men so…. it might be really stupid.

Comic Reactions- Justice League. Also Winter Solider.

Even more MSPA IRC comic reactions.

Justice League #5

19:54 Thedude3445 previously in Justice League: all of the heroes are fighting each other because they are all vigilantes and believe the others are criminals. darkseid invades earth. an explosion causes cyborg to become cyborg.
19:54 Thedude3445 darkseid himself arrives.

stuff happens and it makes me unable to post for a few minutes.

20:02 thedude3445 justice league.
20:02 thedude3445 darkseid. he blows up some planes and the flash is like noooooooo that redshirt was my brother or something like that.
20:02 thedude3445 this is the first page.
20:03 thedude3445 superman is like going to punch him, but flash is like “screw you superman” and picks him up and carries him away from darkseid’s omega beam
20:04 thedude3445 his omega beam disintegrates life, if you have ever watched superman animated series you would know htis.
20:04 thedude3445 they run MILES from this beam. wow this is crazy.
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20:05 thedude3445 and then when the beam hits a random mook it makes like a gigantic explosion
20:05 thedude3445 then superman gets hit by a beam anyway
20:05 KMSumrall dani, we meet again on the battlefield
20:05 thedude3445 and a mook carries him away to the wicked witch’s fortress.
20:05 thedude3445 the wicked witch being darkseid.
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20:06 Dani KMSUMRALL.
20:06 thedude3445 green lantern tries to beat up darkseid but gets owned horribly while all the other justice league guys pretty much just watch.
20:07 KMSumrall i got nothing to add, daniel990
20:07 thedude3445 lol!!!
20:07 thedude3445 hal and batman are arguing
20:07 thedude3445 and then batman’s like “we are really alike”
20:08 thedude3445 and takes off his mask
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20:08 thedude3445 “My name is bruce wayne”
20:08 thedude3445 and then hal’s like “who the hell is bruce wayne”
20:08 thedude3445 making the reveal completely useless
20:08 KMSumrall dude what the hell are you talking about?
20:08 Dani AAAAAAAAH.
20:08 KMSumrall why are you narrating this comic or whatever here?
20:08 thedude3445 I am reading through justice league #4, KMS
20:09 KMSumrall why are you telling this to the board?
20:09 thedude3445 I have been doing this for a while now,
20:09 thedude3445 I have this big stack of comics and I need to read them all
20:09 thedude3445 why am I doing this?
20:09 thedude3445 logic lol
20:09 KMSumrall tell the board
20:10 KMSumrall why are you telling narrationg this to the board
20:10 thedude3445 hmm
20:10 thedude3445 because that is what makes reviews the best. when they are done live
20:10 KMSumrall guess i’ll go do something else for a while
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20:11 thedude3445 oh
20:11 thedude3445 now I feel bad

then some minutes pass of talking about moving the comic stuff to a different IRC channel until I just finish the comic.

20:27 thedude3445 well I already finished the rest of Justice League #5 like 5 minutes ago so I will just give a summary and it is that batman hops on a mook to go wherever superman is and then lands on some weird alien planet presumably darkseid’s home planet that i cant remember the name of.

Justice League #6

21:22 thedude3445 ok so reading now
21:23 thedude3445 random civillians definitely about to get killed by darkseid
21:23 thedude3445 and of course the justice league saves them.
21:24 thedude3445 and they fight darkseid again
21:25 thedude3445 apparently the whole reason darkseid is here is for wonder woman.
21:25 thedude3445 wtf
21:26 thedude3445 they are looking for the daughter of darkseid
21:28 thedude3445 so many splash pages
21:28 thedude3445 like all of the splash pages.
21:29 thedude3445 not as many as the last few issues of The Ultimates 2 of course
21:29 thedude3445 but a lot
21:31 thedude3445 cyborg closes the plot device wormholes and banishes darkseid for the rest of the week
21:31 thedude3445 now all of the people are cheering the superheroes on in the rubble
21:31 thedude3445 just like the ultimates in ultimates 1 both volume 1 and 2….
21:32 thedude3445 the president is giving a speech….
21:32 thedude3445 is that bush?
21:32 thedude3445 clinton?
21:33 thedude3445 he’s white and justice league is like older than most of the dc comics, in the timeline at least, so it’s probably not obama
21:33 thedude3445 I guess it’s bush.
21:33 thedude3445 near the end of his term probably
21:34 thedude3445 so that action comics, the definite oldest one (besides all star western and demon nights and all those) is still pretty modern.
21:35 thedude3445 oh and now hal jordan is a douche and doesn’t want to do the team thing anymore
21:35 thedude3445 but there is another pressing threat and they have to mobilize.
21:35 thedude3445 Flash says “you can call us…”
21:36 thedude3445 “the super seven!”
21:36 thedude3445 no….
21:36 thedude3445 no….
21:36 thedude3445 why
21:36 thedude3445 that is a thing that is not even funny.
21:36 thedude3445 and….
21:36 thedude3445 a 1 page epilogue…
21:37 thedude3445 one guy’s like
21:37 thedude3445 “dude there’s tons of these justice league guys. they are calling them all super heroes.”
21:38 thedude3445 and then another guy, no face shown, smoking a cigarette, so probably the illusive man because the other guy has indoctrinated eyes, says
21:38 thedude3445 “well then. i guess they’ll call us super villains.”
21:38 thedude3445 that is either really cool
21:38 thedude3445 or really crappy
21:39 thedude3445 and now there’s a backup story about Pandora
21:39 thedude3445 that chick who was at the end of flashpoint and showed up in the background of all 52 #1s.
21:40 thedude3445 there’s these extradimensional beings
21:40 thedude3445 and they are like the watchers from marvel except human
21:40 thedude3445 and they are all pissed at pandora for merging all the universes into the new 52
21:40 thedude3445 (except earth 2 which is also a thing that still exists)
21:41 thedude3445 and then she shoots the guys who was scolding her.
21:43 thedude3445 of course he can’t die from bullets but he is extra pissed now
21:43 thedude3445 and pandora apparently has to imprison some dude called “the strange”
21:43 thedude3445 probably that guy in the epilogue.
21:43 thedude3445 the end.
21:44 thedude3445 there’s an ad for which is like donating to help the famine in eastern africa that has been going on for a while now.

Winter Soldier #1

16:37 Thedude3445 ok so it like starts out
16:37 Thedude3445 bucky and black widow are in a casino
16:38 Thedude3445 they are like married or something if i recall correctly
16:38 Thedude3445 they sneak into an area of this hotel and kill everyone looking for some thing
16:39 Thedude3445 one page of exposition to bring up new readers on why bucky is no longer captain america and stuff
16:39 Thedude3445 it is done much better than other #1s I have read
16:39 Thedude3445 scarlet spider #1 being the worst case
16:39 Thedude3445 as it had a 3 page article about the history of the clone saga
16:39 Thedude3445 it wasn’t even in continuity
16:40 Thedude3445 not to say scarlet spider is bad. i liked it
16:40 Thedude3445 just come on why cant you do some exposition
16:40 Thedude3445 yeah so the art in this comic really varies
16:41 Thedude3445 its either bad or really good
16:41 Thedude3445 not only does it vary from page to page but sometimes panel to panel
16:42 Thedude3445 ok so they are going against R.A.I.D
16:42 Thedude3445 an A.I.M. spinoff that obviously does not have modok
16:42 Thedude3445 snore
16:43 Thedude3445 an ad for upcoming issues of the ultimate comics stuff
16:44 Thedude3445 i havent read the comics but damn that cover art is great
16:44 Thedude3445 lots of fighting and spy stuff
16:45 Thedude3445 okay gorilla
16:45 Thedude3445 and okay that one chick from 2004’s secret wars
16:45 Thedude3445 is she STILL alive
16:45 Thedude3445 she wasn’t even ever relevant outside that miniseries
16:45 Thedude3445 why is she alive
16:45 Thedude3445 and why is she talking to beethoven.
16:46 Thedude3445 doctor doom cameo. of course
16:46 Thedude3445 yeah so i don’t know what was going on but i guess it was cool.
16:46 Thedude3445 too bad i dont have issue 2.

Comic Reactions- Green Lantern comix

More comic reactions from the MSPA IRC.

Red Lanterns #6

Thedude3445  previously on red lanterns: red lanterns run around and breathe fire at stuff

Thedude3445  a human gets angry and then suddenly becomes a red lantern

Thedude3445 he accidentally breathes fire while trying to talk to a police officer

oh i forgot… he got angry because the police officers killed his brother. so it’s kindof justified

back on red lantern planet…

2 red lanterns fight. idr why

and all of the red lanterns get pissed off at Atrocitus, the protagonist, for it

back to earth. wtf
human guy flies around, utterly confused at why his hair is now on fire and he’s wearing a dorky red suit


and he crashes


killing a mother and child
then he broods at a graveyard.also he’s british. so that automatically makes it better
then he kills the guy that killed his grandpa which made his brother attack the police for some reason

he kills him by bashing him on the head with his grandpa’s gravestone

this is a thing that just happened.


there’s a lot of killing here

*** Holly_still_AT is now known as Holy_drawing


oh yeah


oh no

green lantern guy grander warps in to save the day and defeat the red lantern!

little does the red lantern know

but guy garnder is a huge douche wimp

to be continued

Red Lanterns #7


Thedude3445 look at that
17:30 Thedude3445 another flashback
17:30 Thedude3445 or not
17:30 ChocalateDog aaaaaand back
17:31 ChocalateDog and eeeewww DC Comics
17:31 Thedude3445 all of the red lanterns raid a ship or something
17:31 Thedude3445 DC comics new 52 is somewhat good
17:31 Thedude3445 somewhat
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17:31 ChocalateDog all od DCs heroes are lame though
17:31 ChocalateDog except Batman
17:31 Thedude3445 actually that may have been a flash forward…
17:31 Thedude3445 red lanterns is cool though
17:32 Thedude3445 human guy needs to kill guy gardnerplease
17:32 Thedude3445 please
17:33 Thedude3445 okay he SAVED guy garnder
17:33 Thedude3445 come on
17:33 Thedude3445 and then red lantern guy flies into space
17:33 Thedude3445 and guy garnder says
17:34 Thedude3445 “where the hell are you going, red boy? you know i can’t leave all these injured folk and follow you.”
17:34 Thedude3445 that’s the point dumbass
17:34 Katai >_>
17:35 Katai I think there’s only really one DC super hero I really like
17:35 Katai Tim Drake
17:35 Katai although I tend to be fond of the speedsters (Flash, Impulse)
17:35 Thedude3445 the red lanterns interrogate some yellow lanterns because sinestro is now a green lantern again
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17:36 techloveArtist hi again Holly
17:36 Thedude3445 and bleez breathes fire on one of them. like usual.
17:36 Katai okay, the whole green lanturn stuff is just silly to me
17:36 Holly hello~
17:36 Katai because the whole thing is pretty much “Magic ring plot device”
17:36 Thedude3445 i don’t like the flash that much except in justice league
17:36 Thedude3445 it’s like star wars but with 7 factions instead of 2
17:36 Katai I think I like his personality more than anything
17:36 Katai Bart Allen is freaking amazing
17:37 Katai though I’ve noticed I prefer the younger generation of super heros more in general
17:37 Katai maybe because they’re not all brooding and obnoxious
17:37 Thedude3445 lol
17:37 Thedude3445 the reverse of the norms
17:37 Thedude3445 you’d think teen heroes would be the brooding emotional ones
17:38 Thedude3445 okay so now atrocius is all alone because all the other red lanterns deserted him offscreen.
17:39 Thedude3445 he is looking for krona, one of the guardians who he hates and wanted dead for some reason
17:39 Thedude3445 and then he did die
17:39 Thedude3445 but his body disappeared so he assumes he’s alive again
17:39 Thedude3445 nope not krona
17:39 Thedude3445 some old douche named abysmus.
17:39 Thedude3445 oh crap
17:39 Thedude3445 it’s his son but in zombie form
17:40 Katai blinks
17:40 Thedude3445 now he fights all these zombie things
17:40 Thedude3445 (they aren’t actually zombies that’s just the only way I can describe them)
17:41 Thedude3445 bro just stabbed his dad in the chest
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17:41 Thedude3445 but not in the little hole in his red lantern logo
17:41 Thedude3445 like how vriska stabbed tavros in the hole in the logo on his shirt
17:41 Thedude3445 I love it when people stab in the circles on people’s shirts
17:42 Claus That’s what circles are made fro.
17:42 Claus *for
17:42 Thedude3445 oh yeah so atrocius is dead after 7 issues
17:42 Thedude3445 and now this human guy lands on the planet
17:42 Thedude3445 and now he’s the leader of the red lanterns I guess
17:43 Thedude3445 hey an ad for… batman beyond? a new comic for him? dude
17:43 Thedude3445 it got cancelled when the new 52 started but now it’s coming back awesome!
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17:44 Thedude3445 ok so the comic ended. but apparently they are making new teen titans animated shorts on cartoon network that appear during the commericals of the new green lantern and young justice shows


Green Lantern Corps #5


previously on green lantern corps: the guardians have some dudes that hold all of the lanterns in the universe while their owners don’t have them
17:53 Thedude3445 like you know how they just summon the lanterns to charge their rings? that’s where they dummon them from
17:54 Thedude3445 yeah and these guys are rebelling now. with good reason
17:54 Thedude3445 now douche pussy guy garnder is recruiting guys to go save a bunch of green lanterns that have been captured by these guys
17:55 Katai mmm
17:55 Thedude3445 he has found 4 battle hardened dudes called the “mean machine” to do it.
17:55 Katai man, this chicken wrap would be so healthy if I didn’t use fried chicken, tons of cheese, and a heaping load of mayonaise/horseradish sauce
17:55 Thedude3445 lol yes
17:56 Thedude3445 sounds great and will clog all of your arteries
17:56 Katai meh, didn’t need them anyway
17:56 Thedude3445 yeah you migh
17:57 Thedude3445 ok so now the martian manhunter is helping the Mean Machine with their efforts to fight the rebel guys (they’re calle dhte keepers I have found out)
17:58 Thedude3445 ah so exposition
17:59 Thedude3445 the reason these keepers are mad is because in the beginning, the guardians took all the lanterns in the galaxy and put them on their planet
17:59 Thedude3445 and made a pact with the keepers that they guard the lanterns
18:00 Thedude3445 and the lanterns, because they were on the ground, gave tons of energy to the planet and helped all the people
18:00 Thedude3445 but then one day the guardians are like “fuck this” and took them all away for no reason.
18:00 Thedude3445 so the keepers got their lightsabers and are invading oa
18:02 Thedude3445 ok so there is apparently a keeper leader
18:02 Thedude3445 he is wearing a cape and hood and it makes him look like darth vader
18:03 Thedude3445 he is torturing that black green lantern john from justice league the cartoon
18:04 Thedude3445 douche
18:04 Thedude3445 oh cool space fight scene
18:06 Thedude3445 the mean machine is fighting some pirates
18:07 Thedude3445 and they stole all of their weapons because their rings are powerless against the keepers
18:07 Thedude3445 ok its over

Green Lantern Corps #6

18:12 Thedude3445 generic fps intro scene
18:12 Thedude3445 aka they are on a ship giving the mission briefing in the cockpit
18:12 Thedude3445 and then they jump off right into the action
18:13 Thedude3445 it’s a really cool picture im gonna take a picture of it and upload it for the blog article

18:13 Thedude3445 ok so darth vader guy is acting all meancing
18:14 Thedude3445 and he wants to bring the green lantern central battery to the keeper planet as a one up on the guardians for being pricks
18:14 Thedude3445 totally justified
18:14 Thedude3445 torturing the green lanterns? probably not justified
18:16 Thedude3445 hooking up your own people to feed off of their blood to keep your electricity running? probably not justified either
18:16 Thedude3445 eww all the keepers just took off their clothes and now all they have on are thongs
18:17 Thedude3445 they almost got one of the green lanterns to give them a ring
18:17 Thedude3445 but then jon stweart went all badass and broke his neck so that the ring would fly away
18:17 Thedude3445 and now they are all escaping
18:18 Thedude3445 except for the army of lightsaber keepers surrounding the base
18:18 Thedude3445 jon stewart just made a lord of the rings reference? “out of the frying pan and into the firE”
18:19 Thedude3445 jon stewart has the most unfortunate name
18:19 Thedude3445 people probably see that name and instantly think of the irl one
18:21 Thedude3445 they won the fight…
18:21 Thedude3445 by dropping two yellow lanterns off of a ship and making them explode
18:21 Thedude3445 a “fear bomb”
18:21 Thedude3445 wow now everything’s in a yellow haze
18:22 Thedude3445 it’s like the worlds biggest fart
18:22 Thedude3445 but all the keepers surrendered.
18:22 Thedude3445 and now the leaders of the keepers, including darth vader guy, have to bury all the victims by hand.
18:22 Thedude3445 the end.
18:23 Thedude3445 what a good ending
18:24 Thedude3445 let’s just totally forget that this whole thing was caused by the guardians taking away the keepers life source for no reason at all


Green Lantern #6

18:37 Thedude3445 ok i am readin Green Lantern #6 now
18:37 Thedude3445 previously on Green Lantern: sinestro was forcibly turned into a green lantern again
18:38 Thedude3445 everyone hates him still and wants to kill him
18:38 Thedude3445 but he can’t remove the ring.
18:38 Thedude3445 so he has to try and become a hero.
18:38 Thedude3445 hal jordan doesn’t have a ring, but sinestro is manipulating him by making a ring for him
18:38 — vanquishedValiant is away (Auto away)
18:39 Thedude3445 but one that works only when sinestro wants it to and it can’t harm him.
18:39 Thedude3445 okay…. first page and AGGGH NEW ARTIST
18:39 Thedude3445 I hate that
18:40 Thedude3445 can an artist really not stay on a comic for 6 whole issues
18:40 Thedude3445 hal jordan looks like a little kid in this
18:40 Thedude3445 and it is so inconsistent. the coloring and the whole style
18:41 Thedude3445 some pages it is a lot more animes-like than others
18:41 Dani Oh, no, I had this page scrolled up without realizing again.
18:41 Thedude3445 well anyway hal jordan is like “I don’t need to be a super hero anymore” to his gf because sinestro dumped him back on earth.
18:42 Thedude3445 sinestro is now trying to get some guy to wear a magic helmet or some crap
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18:43 Thedude3445 to locate Lyssa Drak. no idea who that is.
18:43 Thedude3445 ah so I guess it is an alien girl with a magic book and also almost no clothes
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18:44 Thedude3445 uhh some flashbacks or something happened
18:44 Thedude3445 of course flashbacks
18:44 Thedude3445 but I think they were supposed to be a plot twist
18:45 Thedude3445 I have not read enough green lantern to understand what plot twist it is, however
18:45 Thedude3445 maybe it’s seeing into the future, though? idk
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18:46 Thedude3445 sinestro takes the helmet off of the bro and shoots it, killing no clothes girl.
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18:46 Thedude3445 wait maybe only knocks out
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18:46 Thedude3445 all just to find some book?
18:46 Thedude3445 hello jdga btw
18:47 JDGA v_v
18:47 Thedude3445 and now sinestro is making hal be a green lantern again. owned
18:47 Holly :b
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18:47 Thedude3445 yeah that’s it

Green Lantern #7

18:53 Thedude3445 hey look the old artist is back
18:53 Thedude3445 less terrible
18:54 Claus Oh It’s because I have two language for my keyboard and I switched between the two.
18:54 Claus Or something like that.
18:54 Thedude3445 they are about to fight the indigo lanterns or some crap
18:54 Thedude3445 wait a minute
18:55 Thedude3445 it was morning when sinestro came to hal jordan and made him a green lantern again, with his naked gf sitting on the bed all embarassed
18:55 Thedude3445 but now it’s night time
18:55 Thedude3445 which mean like 12 hours passed and his gf didn’t even bother to put clothes on or get out of bed at all
18:56 Holly my virus protection is saying the clubhouse tumblr has some kind of malware or whatever
18:56 Thedude3445 lol holly
18:56 Thedude3445 okay…. sinestro is threatening hal jordan saying he has to be a green lantern again or else he’ll kill his gf
18:56 Dani Probably has something to do with Holl.
18:57 Thedude3445 who amazingly, after being roped over to the window by sinestro and then knocked down when hal punches him is able to keep the covers that she was holding on so that she stays decent.
18:57 Thedude3445 oh her name is carol
18:58 Thedude3445 ah so that vision that sinestro saw last issue was not a flashback but a prophecy
18:58 Thedude3445 the guardians are gonna replace the green lanterns and kill all the old ones… or soemthing.
18:58 Thedude3445 and now the indigo lanterns are here to ruin everyone’s fun
18:59 Thedude3445 also carol is secretly a violet lantern
18:59 Thedude3445 what the hell
19:00 Thedude3445 also by putting the violet ring on, her new suit is somehow even less decent than when she wrapped the bed sheets over herself
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19:00 Emerl lol
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19:01 Thedude3445 ok…. hal wakes up in jail
19:01 Thedude3445 indigo lantern jail
19:01 Thedude3445 also black hand, the villain of the 2009 event “Blackest Night” is now an indigo lantern
19:02 Thedude3445 I thought the new 52 would have rebooted black hand out of existence
19:02 Thedude3445 apparently not
19:02 Thedude3445 indigo tribe basically sucks a lot
19:02 Thedude3445 their emotion that they harness is compassion
19:03 Thedude3445 compared to the other lanterns that have like rage, fear, will, and love and stuff like that
19:03 Thedude3445 yay it’s over

no more green lanterns.

Comic Reactions #1- Batman comix

I have a huge backlog of comics that I have not yet read, and I will be reading them and posting my reactions on the MSPA IRC, then uploading them here. it’s pretty great.

batwing #6

16:01 Thedude3445 previously on batwing:
16:02 Thedude3445 batwing was black and i guess he teamed up with batman at one point
16:03 Thedude3445 blah balh flashback
16:03 Thedude3445 i really like the art
16:04 Holly_still_AT yeah I can’t wait for season 4!
16:04 Thedude3445 there is an ad for “batman: through the looking glass”
16:04 Thedude3445 it is alice in wonderland but with batman
16:04 Thedude3445 that’ll be great
16:04 Thedude3445 not
16:05 Thedude3445 ok batwing rushes in to save this guy from villain man
16:05 Thedude3445 and his tech armor is like so cool
16:05 Thedude3445 another flashback
16:06 Thedude3445 hey look batman is in africa again
16:06 Thedude3445 why is he even here
16:06 Thedude3445 like does bruce wayne have a legitimate reason to be in africa right now
16:07 Thedude3445 i think there was an explanation at some point but i can’t remember
16:07 Thedude3445 oh that was still in flashback i think!
16:07 Thedude3445 maybe
16:08 Thedude3445 idk the ads are distracting me from the comic
16:08 Thedude3445 ANOTHER FLASHBACK
16:09 Thedude3445 oh so the villain is the guy that kidnapped batwing as a kid and made him be a child soldier
16:09 Thedude3445 i am now calling this villain Mr. Kony
16:10 Thedude3445 kony was set on fire and then sliced open a gas tank like a real genius
16:10 Thedude3445 but then he still got away somehow
16:12 Thedude3445 ok so batman, batwing, nightwing, and robin are all going to team up to save some former superhero dudes from kony
16:12 Thedude3445 even though they live in america now so how will he be able to get a plane there when he has all those swords and armor and stuff
16:13 Thedude3445 ok so that’s all wrapped up


nightwing #2

16:22 Thedude3445 previously on nightwing: i can’t remember
16:22 Thedude3445 i read #1 in september
16:23 Thedude3445 it seems that somebody is about to kill nigthwing
16:23 Thedude3445 and then nightwing electrocutes him
16:24 Thedude3445 and he accidentally blows up a car with 2 people in it

16:24 Thedude3445 and has to save them instead of catch the guy

I talk about mass effect 3 and its horrible ending with people for a few minutes.

16:37 Thedude3445 oh yeah I was reading nightwing wasn’t i
16:37 Thedude3445 anyway
16:38 Thedude3445 nightwing has sex with a random chick
16:38 Thedude3445 and fights the vllain guy again.
16:38 Thedude3445 who has 2 wolverine claws
16:38 Thedude3445 yeah that was boring
16:38 Thedude3445 done reading that

nightwing #3

why do comics have so many flashbacks
16:41 Thedude3445 because that’s what this is
16:42 Thedude3445 and a funeral for some random old guy
16:42 Thedude3445 and an ad for the uncharted miniseries
16:43 Thedude3445 like basically nothing is happening
16:44 Thedude3445 there is absolutely nothing witty for me to say. nothing happened.

Post-Completion Review of Mass Effect 3

I finished it last night. Here is my review:

Still perfect. Except for the wtf ending.


Review of Mass Effect 3

I started playing it on saturday. Here is my review of the game so far:


11/10 buy it.

Get Ready To Brawl!

4 years and counting!

This was definitely the best pre-release Brawl fanart. Ever. This guy’s sprite work is orgasmic, I have to say. The best art for one of the best games of all time makes for the best thing to celebrate Brawl’s anniversary.

troll seasson rock oprah

This album, made by both myself and the excellent MrVonAwesometon/Waffleblaster (Mroaf from the #MSPA IRC contributed to “Adrift” as well!), is pretty much the greatest thing ever. Some of the best lyrics that I have ever written. Listen and download; it is free, but you can donate to Datastuck creator Mark1911 if you wish, to keep him from getting in jail.

I suggest the tracks “Yiddish” and “Sirens of the Western Front”; those are my favorites out of the 12.
(this is in the “Thedude’s Writings” category because I wrote all the lyrics)


i made a music album and it might be coming out today

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