Samurai Pizza Cats, an obscure NES title that very few know about.
“Ah, what a nice city…”
“What the- agh! What is this?!”
“Well, damn. There goes my dinner out.”
I of course chose the winking guy. I mean, who wouldn’t?
“You know, this city is eerily peaceful for one overun by “aliens”.”
“Has he realised that jumping will solve everything?”
Yeah, that’s right. He has a freaking umbrella. I know, right?
“Just keep climbin’ climbin’ climbin'”
“What the f- AGH!”
Alright, who brought the armoured guy with a large sword into the game about pizza-delivering cats?
“Why. Just why.”
“And now I can fly? Oh wait, I’m someone else. Or am I? This is so confusing, so many characters ._.”
“Aliens? Attacking? I thought you said they’d already taken over! Goshdarnit.”
In all seriousness, there’s a lot of fun to be had with this game if you’re willing to import. It’s a decent platformer that’s definately worth buying.