Best bot post ever

You know how internet bots are. Incomprehensible babble that is supposed to be advertising something… maybe? But have you ever seen anything like this?

I had sex with a stripper on my bachelor party on the night before I got married. I was so drunk that I got stupid and didn’t even use a condom. She said that she’s clean because she’s only ordinary college girl who needed money. A few weeks later my penis started to feel a little sore and it did hurt to urinate. I got tested with a combo of 7 home std test kits that I ordered online from home-bio-test, and all results were negative results for chlamydia, gonorrhea, shypilis, hiv, and hepatitis, and at this time I don’t have any symptoms. Do you think it is just my imagination for feeling guilty to my wife because I had sex with the stripper on my bachelor party?

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